After the previous article went online, I have realised - when sharing it on Twitter and Facebook - that my news feed was talking about one thing. A thing that a huge numbers of people around the globe stayed up all night for, staring at their computers, forgetting to live while they're young. Wow! That was bad! One Direction released a new video called "Night Changes" and... it's about dating in London! How convenient. Even though their dates end up not to be as perfect as they wish it would be, here is an unexpected follow-up of the previous post, starring One Direction.
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Please note that for the purpose of this post, I had to look for their names. I do apologise if there are mistake there. And I don't know what the song is really about. This post is only on the video itself.
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1- A French Restaurant in London - $$$$$
The video starts with Zayn Malik, in a fitting black suit, walking to a restaurant via the kitchen. He is so famous, you know?! Greetings a few members of the staff, he then introduces his date to the waiter before walking down to his table. When the menu arrives, the indication "Le Directeur Ben Winston" to make the viewers understand they are eating in a French restaurant, a French "Brasserie". If only it was the good translation of the English 'director'.
2- A Fair (Winter Wonderland) - $/$$
The video then goes to Liam Payne, in a camel coat, finishing a hipster/classy type of style that he seems to have adopted. He and his date are cheesy in a fare; eating caramel apples, taking selfies and smiling all the time until the moment when he give her his scarf. Argh! Too cheesy! And his date wants him to win a teddy-bear to one of the fare game and guess what he wins... A TEDDY-BEAR. But not a small one, no. The biggest one, and just with one ball. As if!
3- Ice-skating in front of the National History Museum - $$
Harry Styles appears on the screen and, wearing only a black coat, a black shirt and a scarf - when everyone around him is wearing at least 23 layers of clothes - tide his date skating shoes before starting active like a idiot on the ice. It is known that when you're date laughs at your jokes, higher are the chance for them to go back home with you.
4- Driving around Regent's Park/Hyde Park - Free//if renting old car $$$$$
Louis Tomlinson, with is Burberry trench coat on, is casually waiting for his date to arrive when his first image appears. One of my favourite in the list of dates, casual and flirty at the same time, this date may be problematic for one thing: the arrogance of the driver for renting a vintage car. But still very sweet.
5- Cozy date by the fire place - Free
And my favourite of all - although it might be weird if it is a first date with someone you have never seen before - the cozy date by the fire place. This one is hosted by Niall Horan, wearing a Xmas jumper and making the scene even more adorable that it was in the beginning. Smily face, Monopoly, Jango, drinking hot beverages and eating sweet. I have nothing sarcastic to say which proves how much I love it... just mind the dog!
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And to end the video in a almost normal, none of them has a perfect date. After a couple of years of selling the world happiness and glitters, they finally understood that the world was not entirely a My-Little-Poney-like world. Sh*t happens to everyone, and can even happen to them - especially when it comes to dating.
For the purpose of this follow-up post, I have to say that none of the characters they are playing in the video has find a teddy-bear partner. But luckily enough - well I don't know if it's a good thing or not - half of this planet would sell an arm to have a perfect date with them. The rest of the planet? Well, a few of us right sarcastic articles about them and the rest has to look for their bibliography when they here something about the so-called "Biggest Boy-band on the Planet".
For the purpose of this follow-up post, I have to say that none of the characters they are playing in the video has find a teddy-bear partner. But luckily enough - well I don't know if it's a good thing or not - half of this planet would sell an arm to have a perfect date with them. The rest of the planet? Well, a few of us right sarcastic articles about them and the rest has to look for their bibliography when they here something about the so-called "Biggest Boy-band on the Planet".
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And just because I feel generous tonight, here is the video of "Night Changes" by One Direction (extract from their fourth album 'Four' - Duh!)
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